A poem about walking dogs

Oh hell no

You would choose to poop

In front of the bus full of people

Including hot guy

Hot guy gets off bus

Sees me picking up dog poop

Dog poop bag I hold like badge

Badge of being responsible dog owner

And hot guy will know

From dog poop badge bag

That I will be as responsible with his children I will bear him

As I am with dog

Posted: Mon February 25th, 2013 at 6:18pm
Tagged: personal poetry pets derpy dogs hot guy
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