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Name: Dana

Job: Marine detailer, looking around for a steel fab apprenticeship.

What do you do at work all day? This.

Do you like your job? I love it, and the pay doesn’t hurt either.

Relationship status: Taken by a lovely guy who spoils me and has a better butt than all of us

Body mods? Ears at 2g. That’s it. I’m boring

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wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Anonymous

Ride on, soldier of dick!

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My boyfriend has declared war on a garbage can

It’s on the college campus by his parents house. Every time he had to walk by that thing, which used to be often, BAM! Kicked it over. I’d remind him someone’s gotta clean that up, but his retort was nothing was ever in it, so no mess. And he’s right

I told him that now that he’s got his own place, the garbage can is winning the war

He is now determined to steal it and throw it off a bridge

Do men grow up?

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Anonymous

Stand in front of your mirror and practice swiveling your hips in a circle. Go as slow as you need to to practice, it’s a simple way of developing rhythm in your hips, and it lots of fun when you’re on top. Plus it’s a totally different motion than bouncing up and down, so it’s a nice change

Try sitting him in a chair and straddling him with both feet on the ground and see if that’s easier on your hips. Also, you can turn around and sit on him with your back to his front and grind your hips against him.

Alternatively, with him lying down, plant one foot by his shoulders and one trailing behind between his legs like a lunge. Don’t strain your hips if serious pain starts happening

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