I downloaded the Simpsons ‘tapped out’ onto my phone and all you do is make lisa and homer do 24 hour tasks once a day then come back the same time the next day and do it again
You’re about to get addicted. Be warned
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash todaywould
can’t…stop…laughing…Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”
Crying. I took German for two years.
This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO
For some people life sucks.
Yet another thing to positively affirm my stance on religion.
People are fucking stupid
Now as I normally say who am I to judge? However i would like to point out that this man eats an entire raw potato each time he wants to curb his appetite for sex…..
We gunna need a fuckload of potatoes
A raw potato? A raw potato….
Ummm…but even the bible says that sex is part of the job of being married. I don’t understand the purpose. This shit is weird.
i am luughinf so hard jfc i cantt
If not, there’s always google
I know I’ve posted about Jack Adraka before, but he’s such an inspiration. Absolutely everyone should read his story: http://bit.ly/ZQLmJg
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN FIRING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER UTERUS AT AN ARCHERY TARGET