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angel-ofthenorth:

I downloaded the Simpsons ‘tapped out’ onto my phone and all you do is make lisa and homer do 24 hour tasks once a day then come back the same time the next day and do it again

You’re about to get addicted.  Be warned

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heirofmedusa:

afro-khaleesi:

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

would

can’t…stop…laughing…

Our German T.A. would always do this lmao. He growl-screamed “Schmetterling” while violently flapping his arms and to this day, all of us, at the very least, will always know how to say “butterfly.”

Crying. I took German for two years.

This is so accurate. LMFAOOOOOO

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sub-cutaneous:

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falsepalindrome:

husbandsir:

kristassassypants:

fredoindallas:

copsss:

goodybrains:

speshuled:

What.

         The.

                Fuck?

UMMM…OKAAAAAAYYYY

For some people life sucks.

Yet another thing to positively affirm my stance on religion.

People are fucking stupid

Now as I normally say who am I to judge? However i would like to point out that this man eats an entire raw potato each time he wants to curb his appetite for sex….. 

We gunna need a fuckload of potatoes

A raw potato? A raw potato….

Ummm…but even the bible says that sex is part of the job of being married. I don’t understand the purpose.  This shit is weird. 

i am luughinf so hard jfc i cantt

THIS.IS.SATIRE.DO.YOU.PEOPLE.HAVE.ANY.SENSE

If not, there’s always google

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I love her

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anniegee:

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science-and-logic:

I know I’ve posted about Jack Adraka before, but he’s such an inspiration. Absolutely everyone should read his story: http://bit.ly/ZQLmJg

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heirofmedusa:

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lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

Gentlemen.

A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN FIRING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER UTERUS AT AN ARCHERY TARGET

Lol

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