bombaycinemaclub: The first sip of tea is always the hardest. that isn’t supposed to be inspirational, I’m just stating it’s fucking nerve-racking waiting for it to touch your lips and potentially having it melt your face off
You never really know a girl until you talk to her four in the morning. All day she masks behind books, make up, pretty clothes, an attitude, and the fakest of smiles. But in the darkest parts of the night and the earliest parts of the morning, she breaks from her shell and opens her heart. The beat changes, her voices’ medley trembles, her eyes bat away tears. You never really know a girl until...
“as he rips through my virginity”
i’M CRYINH HOLY WOW
I want to get a shirt made that says “slut for money” and wear it to job interviews
I’m happy again :D
tomlinsmirk: do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
666gaybacon: We’re sorry, there is no Pizza Hut location that delivers to this address. FUCK YOU THERE SHOULD BE
I’m tired of being confused all the time
OMFG TODAY I HOOKED MY LAPTOP UP TO THE PROJECTOR SO I COULD DO MY [PRESENTATION AND I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOTU MY LAPTOP BACKGROUND AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING REALLY HARD EVEN MY TEACHER AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED AND THEN I REMEMBERED IT WAS THIS
Naked people are the best kind of people
666gaybacon: I SUCKED UP A HUGE SPIDER WITH THE VACUUM AND THE FUCKING THING FOUND IT’S WAY OUT OF THE VACUUM I HATE MY LIFE THIS SPIDER IS MORE INTELLIGENT THEN ME.