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Towards the end of a strict 8 week diet stretch...
Some guy just walked by and yelled at me, "I know...
Great way to start your day. Now I have to go murder all witnesses to certain things. Bloody hostel life
me: does a 30 minute jog
me: ok where my hot bod at
kawaiiibitch replied to your post: I’m constipated and need to take a dump, but the… omg there is so much wrong with this post girl. it is 8 pm why are you hung over? I’m in Australia, it’s 11 am. I think my asshole just hates me
I’m constipated and need to take a dump, but the only laxative-ish thing I have is beer and I’m hungover so if I drink it, there will be pukage everywhere, which is the opposite of what needs to happen
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