February 2012
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Myth Busters: 5 Fitness And Nutrition Myths... →
thespartanwarrior:
Myths just made life a lot harder. That’s because fitness and nutrition misinformation fool men and women into being confused and frustrated in their journey to creating a healthier lifestyle. Even when you’re already achieving results, a small myth or hear say conversation can throw you off. Thankfully, I’m about to inform you about fitness and nutrition misinformation.
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Writing my 2 weeks fing notice. Feeling nervous as...
WHEEEEEEEEEE
Green Monster Smoothie
hifishiefish:
1-2 bananas
1/2 cup frozen peaches
1/2 cup frozen mango
a couple handfuls of spinach
splash of water
ice (if desired)
Blend everything together.
If you do not use enough fruit, you will taste the greens. If you go by this recipe, you will not taste the greens. You can use other fruits too. Makes 1 huge smoothie. You could split it with a friend.
youporn > the oscars
aquus:
i used to wonder why im the only one who seems to never get anon hate
then i remembered how perfect i am and the mystery was solved
I'm going to get naked and cover myself in paint...
brb getting arrested
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One day i’m going to make an exact replica of the inside of a great white sharks mouth and stick it inside my washing machine and force people to come over and do their laundry so that theyll freak out. then all the radiation from global warming will mutate it and it will come alive and eat us all and i wont have to do laundry
da fuq did i just write
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I know I flood your people's dash with stories of...
I’m still drunk from last night and it’s 1 pm. I’ve got a fresh scar on my face, smell like a brewery, and went in public in a respectable area. My friend in her super-short dress came with. Needless to say, the looks we got were AMAZING. People were openly either laughing, staring, or trying way too hard to not laugh or stare. It didn’t help that I’m an...
“When you have 40 percent of kids being born out of wedlock, and among certain...”
– Mitt Romney, at Wednesday’s CNN debate in Arizona.
Hey, you know what prevents unwanted pregnancy? This.
Love the insinuation that poverty IS child abuse. And the racism. That throwaway remark is quite possibly one of the worst things to come out of last night’s debate.
I could say more, but...
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First successful poached egg!
Woot for small victories
Rsdnt Fit Bunney: Getting over your fear of the... →
fitbunney:
This is part of an installation of articles that I’d be writing to help nurture total beginners of weight training (whom I’d, unabashedly call - Iron Babies).
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Ah… the Iron Garden - that exclusive little section in the corner of your gym. It’s where meatheads, broski’s, grunting…
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MY BEST FRIEND GAVE ME A ONESIE
BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
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It's my birthday!!!!
Naturally I’m hammered on tumblr
F ME SIDEWAYS IM OLD
I'm absolutely over the moon right now
I was just made an admin to two of my absolute favourite blogs
http://theladies-room.tumblr.com/
http://fckyeahbachelorettefrog.tumblr.com/
http://theladies-room.tumblr.com/
http://fckyeahbachelorettefrog.tumblr.com/
http://theladies-room.tumblr.com/
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A poem I wrote while out of my mind on mushrooms:
A wife greeted a husband
Dressed all in red
When he asked for a meal
She served him her head
He asked, “Where are the children?”
She said, “Darling, they’re dead.
You gave birth to a blowjob,
And menstruated bread.”
