I just got stoned with my MOM
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
"So, why do you want to work here?"
“Because I always dreamed of being a bloodsucking leech.” “Because I’m passionate about using slave labour and sweatshops to make a profit, and working for your company would result in me using that passion.” “Because I adore faking a smile and digging my nails into my skin while dealing with a turd of a customer.” “Because I love carrying trays...
WOULD SOMEONE HURRY UP AND HIRE ME ALREADY?
“So why do you want to work here?” “I always dreamed of being a bloodsucking leech.”
It’s always about a boy, isn’t it? Australia saw me do the most hiking in my life. Unfortunately, due to being broke as anything else, and lacking a proper kitchen for the majority of the trip, AND drinking literally, count em, literally every night, I packed on 10 lbs in a month. However, I am back here, and I can say I’m trying to hold onto the determination I felt there to...