September 2011
I just got stoned with my MOM
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
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"So, why do you want to work here?"
“Because I always dreamed of being a bloodsucking leech.”
“Because I’m passionate about using slave labour and sweatshops to make a profit, and working for your company would result in me using that passion.”
“Because I adore faking a smile and digging my nails into my skin while dealing with a turd of a customer.”
“Because I love carrying trays...
WOULD SOMEONE HURRY UP AND HIRE ME ALREADY?
“So why do you want to work here?”
“I always dreamed of being a bloodsucking leech.”
August 2011
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It’s always about a boy, isn’t it?
Australia saw me do the most hiking in my life. Unfortunately, due to being broke as anything else, and lacking a proper kitchen for the majority of the trip, AND drinking literally, count em, literally every night, I packed on 10 lbs in a month.
However, I am back here, and I can say I’m trying to hold onto the determination I felt there to...
