July 2011
True Friendship (TMI Warning)
Dee: So what's the best part of being a man?
Dee: The not perioding?
K: EXACTLY
K: But the worst
K: Is the possibility of getting put in jail
K: FOR BEATING YOUR ASS COS YOU WONT COME TO HERSHE
Dee: I AM BROKE NOT DRINKING AND HEAVILY MENSTRUATING
Dee: I AM USELESS TO THE GAY COMMUNITY
June 2011
Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay
Perv: Oh hai im a totle fitness fraek can i hav a pic of u doin a stretch were ur legs r spread n ur booty up 4 da camera? n cn u do it naeked?
Me: I believe what you're looking for is "amateur porn." Try google.
World's saddest story
-eatmedrinkme:
Once upon a time…
imuustache:
NO. FUCK. NO.
…The end.
WELL THIS IS REALLY GOING TO HELP ME ENJOY MY FUCKING MORNING SMOOTHIE
Anonymous asked: how often do you smoke? what do you use to smoke from?
REASONS I AM AWESOME:
I’m not wearing pants
I can’t think of any more reasons
I'm really stoned so i might be annoying
But I did see my first episode of 16 and Pregnant ever! For all the fuss, I was expecting it to be waaaaaaaaay more dramatic
Denim camel toes are more unpleasant than they...
Anonymous asked: How often do you smoke?
Anonymous asked: "do it"
You go girl!!!!!!!
xoxox
Riley
You go girl!!!!!!!
xoxox
Riley
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I hate that
balancefit:
After the riots, people are bashing all vancouverites, all canucks fans and all canadians.
I’m sorry but 1FUCKING PERCENT does not represent ALL of us.
99% Of fans, canadians and vancouverites were appaled, and embarassed.
Many tried to stop what was happening, and many have gone to help clean up the mess.
Get your shit straight. Lets not shit on everyone for a few radicals.
One of my friends who was downtown during the...
Oh god, please don’t be in jail or injured
attitudemakesitlast asked: are you in Vancouver? I'm in Boston and I feel terrible for everyone in Vancouver. It's such a lovely city and it's getting a bad rep. I can't say I'm sad the Canucks lost, but my heart goes out to everyone in the area. Stay safe. :)
The news just reported a major downtown emergency...
This is awful. This is awful and I still havent heard from my friends
balancefit asked: I hate that they are saying "canucks fans" are rioting, when canucks fans wouldn't do this. just fucking assholes that like detroying things are tax money pays for.
Anonymous asked: are you in canada? that could explain the rioting. the vancouver canucks lost the stanley cup finals. if not, forgive me haha. i just seem to remember you saying you're in canada for some reason. could be someone else...idk
My city is rioting. Cars are burning and they're...
What the fuck is going on
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I look like if Kurt Cobain had his wisdom teeth...
That congested. That bad hair
ohwhatevertrever asked: Just because I feel the need to support your blog question...
Would you rather "entertain" a sumo wrestler OR a girl who was riding a horse bareback for the last hour? :)
Would you rather "entertain" a sumo wrestler OR a girl who was riding a horse bareback for the last hour? :)
darknoblesse asked: Nake mud wrestling vs girl or couple vs couple
I'm never drinking again
I think that’s the 20th time this month I’ve said that
“I have decided to be happy because it’s good for my health.”
– Voltaire (via spacesamidlove)
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