May 2011
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I'm really drunk
How are you all?
May 1st
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April 2011
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sweetandfit asked: when i first saw your post i read it as "my BOYFRIEND bought me a snuggie and a BULLET" and thought he got you this <http://store.babeland.com/sexy-gear/babeland-silver-bullet> instead of the blender and thought "wow - what a *really* nice boyfriend." and then i reread it again and read your boyfriend's mother bought you the bullet. it took me the third reading to...
Apr 30th
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MY BOYFRIENDS MOTHER BOUGHT ME A SNUGGIE AND A...
BEST DAY EVER!
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Slut Power! →
heltersvelter: ihatedieting: lullaby-for-a-beast: Slut Power is a new blog started to basically claim the word “slut”. We are also sick of women being assaulted because they were dressed like, or acting like “a slut”. It’s basically about the freedom to do what you want with your body and your sexual identity, and how your personal safety should never be jeopardised by how you express those...
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Benefits of Yogurt →
fashionandhealth: - Yogurt contains good bacteria that you need for your digestive tract - Helps prevent yeast infections and urinary tract infections - Loaded with vitamins, such as potassium, B 12, zinc, and phosphorous - Excellent post-workout snack because it has protein, which provides your body with the amino acids it needs - High in calcium, which your body needs for bone and...
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Anonymous asked: Will you blow me?
Apr 19th
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I'm getting laid tonight
Apr 19th
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fatgirlfitgirl replied to your post: People of Canada? you could answer the phone and continue to watch porn I did think of that, maybe even holding the phone up to the speakers so all the person would hear is a bunch of slurping sounds and fake moaning, but it’s still difficult to carry on once they’ve put this guys image in my head  waitingforinfinity replied to...
Apr 18th
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People of Canada?
Hi. Are political campaigners exempt from following the rules of the “do not call” list? Because we are on the “do not call” list… AND YET THESE MOTHER FUCKING POLITICAL BASTARDS KEEP CALLING OUR DAMN HOUSE I’M TRYING TO WATCH PORN OVER HERE, AND THEIR SPEWING BULLSHIT IS MAKING IT REALLY DIFFICULT TO MASTURBATE Next guy to call, I’m going to ask if...
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