November 2011
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My mermaid costume turned into a fairy...
But I have epic cleavage and a bedazzled bra, so it’s all good. And MAN do my tits look good! Positivity right thurr
Nov 1st
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October 2011
Oct 31st
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Oct 28th
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Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
I don’t have a cell phone. Do I win?
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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This is why I don't ever sleep.
This week alone I need to balance three projects, four tests, two jobs, some very excellent parties, make a Halloween costume from scratch, keep trying to fix my relationship, and get my diet back on track. I’ve given up working out except for walking/running places and my haunted house job because there is no time. Someone suggested I get up earlier to do it, which would be good advice but...
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Oct 22nd
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Hey guys, I'm a SLUT
I have sex with an ACTUAL OTHER PERSON when I’m horny, so I’m a slut. I’m fine with my body and dress to flatter it, so I’m a slut. I don’t give a crap about how many partners someone has had, so I’m a slut. I believe women should be able to dress in as little or much clothing as they’d like without fear of judgement, so I’m a slut. I’m for...
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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PEOPLE WHO WEAR MAKEUP: Inform me?
I have dark circles under my eyes. REALLY dark circles under my eyes. Circles that are so dark, that gothic bands write songs about them. So dark, that horror films are made about them. SO dark… you get it. To just try and cover them up I use 2 layers of foundation and powder, another 2-3 layers of concealer and powder, and then a layer of powder and blush over top. AND THEY STILL SHOW...
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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My employer is a moron
Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Pisces personality tends to be kind, loving, and...
SO LOVE ME, PEOPLE
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Aw man, Just realized with my new theme, the text...
Any tech/html savvy people know how to fix that?
Oct 15th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 13th
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Oct 13th
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